Thursday, January 31, 2008

two door cars

i just cannot stand getting into the back seat of a two door car. i mean come on there's so much climbing involved. it's like i need my rock climbing gear to get in. so much squeezing and turning and sitting down uncomfortably, not to mention the fear of getting into a car accident. with the seatbelt and walls around you, you can be certain that you're caged in a tomb. it was one thing when i was a kid, because i could actually fit through comfortably. and honestly, it's for the most part not about being in the back, it's not some manhood complex about having shotgun (although who doesn't prefer the front seat, especially if you had a sibling, you're just used to arguing over it for no reason), it's about getting in and out. that squeeze between the seat and the car, the uncomfortable twist around. when ever a friend offers to drive with a two door i immediately offer to drive, for fear of being trapped inside the back of a car for a drive like a can of sardines. i'll be honest, i'd almost rather walk. if you value my life you will not drive a two door car. if you care...

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