owen wilson and his nose

are you kidding me? this guy is famous? did you see his nose?

i've seen some random people get famous before, but this is the worst. i remember seeing him as the "first person to get killed off" on movies like anaconda and armageddon. back then he was more like me; a nobody. except we had one major difference, my nose looks more like a human nose, while his looks like an elephant, with a horribly advanced stage of elephantitis. seriously what the fuck how can people see past that thing. it looks like it gets beaten with a louisville slugger on a daily basis. and is it just me, or is it getting worse? i think its actually growing. but maybe it's just become more prominent in my mind as time goes by. my loathing for him has become an obsession, if i ever hear about anyone that says they like him i make it my personal goal to sway their opinion. maybe he lost his nose and they replaced it with a rotten peach, who knows. but my beef with him stretches well beyond his nose, and if you look past it (as hard as it may be to) he's still a piece of shit. he's not funny, hes only surrounded by funny people, he's annoying as shit, he constantly does this stupid thing all the time where he puffs out his lips so women will think he's hot. you know what i'm talking about...



come on owen, do you think people think that's your natural stature? you're so blatantly obvious! i will solemnly swear to stop pirating movies and music forever if owen wilson is exiled to another country and not allowed to star in any movies again. he ruined every movie he's ever been in for me, scratch that, he's ruined every movie for me in general, for fear that he may have a cameo in the movie that i was unaware of. i've had nightmares about him. i can't pay attention at work because i can't stop thinking about his nose. it's coming to the point where i can't accomplish every day tasks because i can't do anything but think about how much i hate owen wilson. he plays the same stupid role in every film he's ever been in. i'm not sure if he's even aware of the term "range". it's time for his reign to come to an end. join the resistance.