squeeze bottles for relish

many many years ago, someone made a ton of money patenting a squeeze bottle for condiments. this made things easier as you do not have to get a spoon out to fish out some ketchup or mustard. as long as i've been alive this has been the way i've dispensed these condiments. in the past few years these squeeze bottles have been reinvented for other things, easy spreading of jelly on your sandwich and now mayonnaise too! this has changed the way we all eat sandwiches and hot dogs and has greatly improved everyones quality of life. but recently i bought a squeeze bottle of pickle relish, thinking of how it too can better my life, thus making me a better person. To my horror is discovered that pickle relish in a squeeze bottle is a step backwards for man kind. any condiment that you have to develop a "style" to squeeze out is not okay in my book. the problem is this; there are two main ingredients in pickle relish, one being pickles, and one being the juice. (vinegar i'd presume) now when you squeeze the bottle, by laws of physics, it is much easier for the juice to come out than the chopped up pickles. this results in a catastrophe of monumental proportions. many a hot dog did i ruin by soaking it in pickle juice, with barely any pickle to enjoy. write a letter to your local congress man or woman TODAY and stop this nazi-esque tool from ever being made again!