the misuse of bacon

don't get me wrong i love a nice crisp piece of bacon with my eggs for a breakfast feast, but people have gotten out of hand with bacon. bacon should be kept under control. it's a slippery slope with all this bacon everywhere, bacon burgers, bacon quesadillas, bacon salads, bacon burritos, bacon bagels, bacon pastas, kevin bacon. what happened to bacon with just bacon? in my opinion it's the only time it works. pretty soon people will be putting bacon in everything, the world is being over run with bacon and it needs to stop. i hate bacon on a burger or sandwich and i hate you if you do like it you sick person.



p.s. kevin bacon's the man!