Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Misuse of Bacon (UPDATE)

*NOTE*this is an update to an older post, "the misuse of bacon"
I was doing my regular internet hop around, wasting time before i had to go waste time doing something else. I stumbled upon something most disturbing. This could not go unnoticed, someone made an article called "everything is better wrapped in bacon". These people are sick. What the hell is wrong with people, sorry it took me about 20 minutes to type this up because i excused myself to the restroom to stick my finger down my throat. Looking at all the pictures just gave me an acute diagnosis of leukemia. if there is any sanctity in this world these people will die of clogged arteries and drown in a pool of urine.
bacon wrapped tofu

bacon wrapped corn dogs

bacon wrapped turkey

bacon wrapped oysters

bacon wrapped eggs

bacon wrapped BACON(?wtf?)

bacon wrapped cinnamon rolls (omgz wtf?!)

bacon wrapped pork sausages

bacon wrapped hot dog

bacon wrapped corn

bacon wrapped hamburger

bacon wrapped squash

and ends with a super dramatic bacon wrapped twinkies

and bacon wrapped mr potato head.

the poor child who lost his mr potato head to some sick twisted son of a bitch to cover it in greasy bacon just to make a laugh or two online. your reward is in hell. and that is all i have to say.

7 comments:

Darren said...

Although the misuse of Bacon is prevalent in western cuisine... I must say that used properly bacon can be the ultimate add-on to some dishes!

Unknown said...

dylan i saw this article and KNEW you were fuming

Justin Atiabi said...

I'm sorry, but I'm going to wrapped the next eggs I make in bacon, just for you! MAN UP!

Anonymous said...

bacon wrapped dates!!!!

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is the point of bacon wrapped tofu?? i mean, i understand the mr. potatohead...but tofu? c'mon!

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