automation in bathrooms

i'm a fan of the automatic door openers in grocery stores. i like the automatic car wash. i've even listened to head automatica. but one place i find no use for this automation is in the bathroom. automatic flushers are annoying, they flush before i finish wiping. but that we're used to, but now this? soap dispensers, towel dispensers automatic sinks? the damned towel dispenser gives you like a 6 square inch area to dry your hands off with and i'm finding myself flailing my arms in the air like airport runway personnel trying to get more to come out. this seriously makes me more frustrated than a guy dating a virgin for two years. the soap is simply retarded because no one cares about touching the soap dispenser to get soap out, because they are WASHING THERE HANDS WITH SOAP DIRECTLY AFTER PRESSING IT. was this made for completely OCD people? i'm sorry but not all of us are jack nicholson in as good as it gets. sinks are pretty bad too due to the fact that rapid hand movements under the sink can result in serious injury (trust me on this one). all of these things seem to make everything way less convenient. and isn't it supposed to be for convenience? i swear to god if they decide to throw in a motion censored ass wiper i'm never leaving my house again.