Monday, July 28, 2008

good movie theater seats

sure you get totally stoked because you went to the theater early and got really great seats. but here's the trade off. the people with the shittiest seats get to leave first. think about it. if you're in a sold out theater, it may make the difference between life or death. what if there's a fire? or a tornado? or a volcano? or the movie is Hancock? there's going to be panic. it's going to be hard to get out. in other words, you are risking your life by getting good seats in a theater. you should just stay home and never leave your house. that would be safest.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

lol "or the movie is hancock"

A+ will read again

Slava Popov said...

Amazing article homie. Can't wait for the next one from the mind of the one and only homie.